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ABC Removes Debate Moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis, Calling Them a “Disgrace to Their Profession”
In a move that shocked exactly zero people on Twitter but left the world of broadcast journalism reeling, ABC News has reportedly fired debate moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis following their controversial performance during Tuesday night’s presidential debate. The network’s statement, released late Wednesday, didn’t mince words: “David Muir and Linsey Davis are a… Continue reading ABC Removes Debate Moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis, Calling Them a “Disgrace to Their Profession”
ABC Loses 5 Major Advertisers Following Debate, Resulting in a $27 Million Loss: “We Won’t Host Any Debates in the Future”
In a plot twist that could only happen in 2024, ABC has officially lost five major advertisers following the fallout from its controversial handling of the latest presidential debate. The network, known for its polished news broadcasts and long-standing tradition of hosting political events, has now been hit where it hurts most: its wallet. The… Continue reading ABC Loses 5 Major Advertisers Following Debate, Resulting in a $27 Million Loss: “We Won’t Host Any Debates in the Future”
NBC Comcast Pulls ABC Off Air Following Historic Debate: “They Owe the American People an Apology”
In an unprecedented and downright bizarre twist in the ongoing media wars, NBC Comcast has taken ABC off the air, declaring that the rival network “owes the American people an apology.” While corporate feuds are nothing new in the media landscape, this latest clash has raised eyebrows for its boldness—and for what seems to be… Continue reading NBC Comcast Pulls ABC Off Air Following Historic Debate: “They Owe the American People an Apology”
Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Pull the Plug on Their Non-Woke Show With ABC: “They’ve Lost All Credibility”
In a dramatic twist that has left ABC executives scrambling and conservative audiences nodding in collective agreement, Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr have officially canceled their highly anticipated “non-woke” show with ABC. The reason? According to the duo, ABC’s handling of the recent Trump-Harris debate, and the subsequent backlash, was the final straw in what… Continue reading Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Pull the Plug on Their Non-Woke Show With ABC: “They’ve Lost All Credibility”
Breaking: Jack Black Vows To Leave The US Permanently, “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore”
In a surprising announcement, beloved actor and musician Jack Black revealed he is leaving the United States due to a perceived lack of respect.
Taylor Swift Loses $125 Million in Brand Deals Following Major Endorsement Decision
In what can only be described as a seismic shift in the world of pop culture and product placements, Taylor Swift, America’s sweetheart-turned-political commentator, has reportedly lost brand deals worth a staggering $125 million. The reason? Her latest “big endorsement,” which seemed to hit all the wrong notes with some of her biggest sponsors.
Coca-Cola Ends Long-Term Partnership with Taylor Swift: “We Don’t Support Her Endorsement”
In a move that has shocked fans and fizzled out one of the most iconic partnerships in modern pop culture, Coca-Cola has officially ended its long-standing collaboration with global superstar Taylor Swift. The reason? Swift’s recent political endorsement of Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential election, a move that Coca-Cola executives say they “just can’t… Continue reading Coca-Cola Ends Long-Term Partnership with Taylor Swift: “We Don’t Support Her Endorsement”
Taylor Swift Cancels Eras Tour Dates After Endorsement Backlash: ‘Only 2,300 Tickets Sold’
In a turn of events that no one—especially Taylor Swift—saw coming, the pop sensation has been forced to cancel several upcoming dates of her highly anticipated Eras tour after a shocking backlash following her public endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris. The once-sold-out stadiums have quickly turned into ghost towns, with Swift managing to sell… Continue reading Taylor Swift Cancels Eras Tour Dates After Endorsement Backlash: ‘Only 2,300 Tickets Sold’
Andrea Bocelli reveals desire to work with Taylor Swift to impress daughter Virginia, 12, as he says a duet with the pop megastar ‘could be a great thing’
Andrea Bocelli has revealed he would like to work with Taylor Swift, to impress his self-confessed Swifite daughter. The Italian tenor, 65, has worked alongside a slew of famous singers, including Ed Sheeran, Shania Twain, Nelly Furtado, Jennifer Lopez and Mary J. Blige. But his daughter Virginia, 12, has admitted that she hopes that the next artist he works with is pop… Continue reading Andrea Bocelli reveals desire to work with Taylor Swift to impress daughter Virginia, 12, as he says a duet with the pop megastar ‘could be a great thing’