Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is… Continue reading Breaking: Netflix Loses Almost 10 Million Subscribers in a Day After Big Donation
Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects $1 Billion Movie Role With Robert De Niro, “He’s Woke And Shouts A Lot”
In an unexpected move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, beloved actor Keanu Reeves reportedly turned down a staggering $1 billion movie role alongside legendary actor Robert De Niro. Reeves, known for his roles in iconic films like “The Matrix” and “John Wick,” cited De Niro’s political stance and on-set behavior as reasons for his… Continue reading Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects $1 Billion Movie Role With Robert De Niro, “He’s Woke And Shouts A Lot”
Dennis Quaid Signs $100 Million Deal With Warner Bros. A For Non-Woke Movie After Success of Reagan
After the unprecedented success of his latest film Reagan, which shattered box office records and earned $1 billion in just one week, Dennis Quaid has signed a $100 million deal with Warner Bros to star in an upcoming non-woke movie. This announcement comes as Hollywood witnesses a growing shift in audience preferences, with more moviegoers… Continue reading Dennis Quaid Signs $100 Million Deal With Warner Bros. A For Non-Woke Movie After Success of Reagan
Gordon Ramsay Throws Tim Walz Out of Hell’s Kitchen: “Don’t Come Back Here You Woke Creep”
In a move that sent shockwaves through both the culinary world and political spheres, famed chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly threw Minnesota Governor Tim Walz out of his hit show Hell’s Kitchen last night, calling the politician a “woke creep” after a heated exchange over the menu’s “politically incorrect” dishes. The clash occurred during a special… Continue reading Gordon Ramsay Throws Tim Walz Out of Hell’s Kitchen: “Don’t Come Back Here You Woke Creep”
Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”
In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. The show, tentatively titled Truth Unleashed, promises to be a hard-hitting exposé of everything wrong with “woke culture,” left-wing media, and, of… Continue reading Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”
Breaking: Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’
In the latest saga of tech billionaires trading barbs, the ever unpredictable Elon Musk has fired a new salvo, aimed directly at Bill Gates. Yes, the self-proclaimed ‘technoking’, the man who aspires to colonize Mars, and the mind behind ‘Not-a-Flamethrower’, has put Gates squarely in his crosshairs. The accusation? “Bill Gates is evil, going to… Continue reading Breaking: Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’
Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled
The digital world woke up to a shocker this morning: ABC’s long-running talk show “The View” was canceled. For over two decades, this women-led daytime show has kept us entertained, informed, and occasionally dumbfounded. Let’s start with the origins of “The View.” The show was launched in 1997 by Barbara Walters, who was inspired by… Continue reading Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled
New England Patriots Coach Makes It Absolutely Clear, ‘There Won’t Be Any Anthem Kneeling in the Upcoming Match’
In a move that has stirred up both cheers and controversy, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has reportedly made it clear to his players that kneeling during the national anthem will not be tolerated in the upcoming game. The declaration, delivered in his signature gruff manner, has sent shockwaves through the NFL community,… Continue reading New England Patriots Coach Makes It Absolutely Clear, ‘There Won’t Be Any Anthem Kneeling in the Upcoming Match’
Beyoncé Gets Banned From CMA For Life After Receiving No Nominations For Her Country Album: “She Can Never Be Country”
In a stunning and unexpected turn of events, Beyoncé, one of the world’s most beloved and celebrated artists, has been permanently banned from the Country Music Association (CMA) after her latest album, Cowboy Carter, failed to receive a single nomination. The decision, which many are calling both draconian and absurd, was allegedly based on one… Continue reading Beyoncé Gets Banned From CMA For Life After Receiving No Nominations For Her Country Album: “She Can Never Be Country”
Howard University Professors Confirm: “Kamala Was the Worst Student Ever”
In an unexpected revelation that’s sure to send shockwaves through the political world, a group of retired professors from Howard University have come forward to share what can only be described as a truly bizarre chapter in the history of the school: Vice President Kamala Harris, they claim, was their “worst student ever.” Yes, you… Continue reading Howard University Professors Confirm: “Kamala Was the Worst Student Ever”