In a move that has both excited and divided Hollywood, iconic actors Kurt Russell and Clint Eastwood have announced their collaboration with Mel Gibson on a new movie studio that promises to be “woke-free.” The studio, which aims to provide a platform for films that focus on traditional storytelling without the influence of modern social… Continue reading Breaking: Kurt Russell and Clint Eastwood Join Mel Gibson’s New Woke-Free Movie Studio
Breaking: Robert Downey Jr. Interested in Collaborating with Mel Gibson’s Non-Woke Production Studio
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood superstar Robert Downey Jr. has expressed keen interest in teaming up with Mel Gibson’s newly formed non-woke production studio, indicating his frustration with what he perceives as increasing wokeness in the film industry. The iconic actor, renowned for his portrayal of Iron Man in Marvel’s blockbuster movies, recently… Continue reading Breaking: Robert Downey Jr. Interested in Collaborating with Mel Gibson’s Non-Woke Production Studio
Breaking: Alyssa Milano’s New Woke Production Company Loses Almost $500 Million, “Nobody Likes Woke, I Might Have To Close It”
In a surprising turn of events, actress and activist Alyssa Milano has encountered significant financial losses with her newly established woke production company. The venture, aimed at producing socially conscious content, appears to have failed to resonate with audiences and investors alike, resulting in substantial financial ramifications. Milano, known for her vocal advocacy on various… Continue reading Breaking: Alyssa Milano’s New Woke Production Company Loses Almost $500 Million, “Nobody Likes Woke, I Might Have To Close It”
Breaking: Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie Join Forces for a Non-Woke Production Studio, “Time For A Change”
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood icons Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie have announced their collaboration to establish a new production studio aimed at promoting traditional values and steering clear of woke ideologies. The move comes amidst growing discontent within the entertainment industry, with many actors and filmmakers expressing frustration over the prevailing political… Continue reading Breaking: Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie Join Forces for a Non-Woke Production Studio, “Time For A Change”
Breaking: Kid Rock Refuses to Do a Collaborative Tour with Taylor Swift, “We Need More Toby Keiths and Fewer Taylor Swifts”
In a music industry that’s often rife with surprising alliances and genre-crossing collaborations, the idea of a joint tour between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift might have seemed outlandish to some but intriguing to others. However, the rocker swiftly dispelled any notion of such a pairing, making his opinions known in his typical no-holds-barred style.… Continue reading Breaking: Kid Rock Refuses to Do a Collaborative Tour with Taylor Swift, “We Need More Toby Keiths and Fewer Taylor Swifts”
Breaking: James Woods Says “Whoopi Goldberg Is One Of The Worst Personalities On TV”
In the ever-dynamic world of Hollywood feuds, a new chapter has been added by none other than James Woods, the actor known for his sharp wit and even sharper tongue. This time, his target is the multi-talented Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of “The View” and a frequent subject of controversy. Woods took to social media to… Continue reading Breaking: James Woods Says “Whoopi Goldberg Is One Of The Worst Personalities On TV”
Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie
In a collaboration that is set to make waves in Hollywood, Kevin Costner has selected Roseanne Barr as the leading actress for his ambitious $500 million “non-woke” film project. Their partnership aims to deliver a refreshing perspective on storytelling that will engage audiences seeking something different. Here’s a deeper dive into what this collaboration means… Continue reading Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie
Breaking: ABC Signs A $400 Million Deal With Tucker Carlson For A Late-Night Show, “Going to Replace Jimmy Kimmel Show”
In an unexpected move that has left media enthusiasts and political pundits buzzing, ABC has reportedly signed a $400 million deal with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host, to headline a new late-night show. This new program is set to replace “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” which has been a fixture of ABC’s late-night lineup for… Continue reading Breaking: ABC Signs A $400 Million Deal With Tucker Carlson For A Late-Night Show, “Going to Replace Jimmy Kimmel Show”
Breaking: Elon Musk Pulls $250 Million Funding From Boy Scouts, “They Went Woke”
Despite his notoriety for far-fetched ideas like space travel and electric cars, tech tycoon Elon Musk has lately been in the news for a choice that is more grounded in reality. Donations from prominent individuals have been crucial to the success of Scouting America, formerly known as the Boy Scouts of America. Musk had before… Continue reading Breaking: Elon Musk Pulls $250 Million Funding From Boy Scouts, “They Went Woke”
Tim Walz’s Brother Jeff Says He Was the Neighborhood Bully: “Everyone Hated Tim”
Jeff Walz, the brother of Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz, has opened up about his brother’s brutal nature. “Tim was a bully,” said the brother, according to our source, “Nobody liked him.” Unfortunately, we weren’t able to verify the source or the quote, so we sent ALLOD Journalisticator Tara Newhole to investigate. “It seems that it’s… Continue reading Tim Walz’s Brother Jeff Says He Was the Neighborhood Bully: “Everyone Hated Tim”