Category: NEWS

In an unexpected turn of events, Trucker Supply Co, a leading supplier of trucking equipment and gear, has reported a staggering $100 million loss following a shift in their corporate strategy towards a more socially progressive stance. This dramatic financial downturn has sparked intense debate and analysis, raising questions about the impact of corporate social… Continue reading Breaking: Trucker Supply Co loses $100 Million Dollar After Going Woke

In a plot twist no one saw coming, ABC has officially declared that it’s bowing out of the presidential debate business, citing both financial strain and a backlash of epic proportions. After years of hosting these political slugfests, ABC executives have finally thrown in the towel, reportedly muttering, “We can’t afford it,” as they exited… Continue reading ABC Exits Debate Hosting After Backlash, Fox to Hold Next Debate: “We Can’t Afford It Anymore”

The NNLB, otherwise known as the National News Licensing Board has seen enough. What happened during the Trump/ Harris debate was a bridge too far. The NNLB grants news licenses to networks. And the NNLB is seriously considering yanking ABC’s News License. The NNLB is an organization older than television itself. They monitored the newspapers… Continue reading The NNLB Officially Launches Investigation into ABC Over Debate Controversy

In a move that is shaking up the landscape of television entertainment, comedian and actress Roseanne Barr is teaming up with fellow comedian Tim Allen to launch a new non-woke program. This collaborative effort promises to challenge prevailing norms in the entertainment industry and provide audiences with a refreshing alternative to politically correct content. Roseanne… Continue reading Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Launch a Non-Woke Program with Tim Allen

In a groundbreaking move that promises to redefine sitcom television, CBS has offered Tim Allen and Richard Karn a staggering $1 billion deal to create a non-woke sitcom. This bold investment reflects CBS’s commitment to fostering creative freedom and addressing the evolving landscape of entertainment. Tim Allen and Richard Karn, known for their iconic roles… Continue reading Breaking: CBS Offers Tim Allen and Richard Karn $1 Billion for a Non-Woke Sitcom, “Bound to Make Waves”

Musician Kid Rock has reignited criticism of ABC News anchor David Muir, calling for his termination and accusing him of peddling biased narratives. Rock’s comments, shared on social media, specifically targeted Muir’s coverage of political debates and a recent interview with former President Donald Trump, further fueling existing conservative discontent with the network.

In a decision that has rocked the world of daytime television, ABC’s CEO Michael Bellaman has officially announced that it is “finally time” to cancel the long-running and highly controversial talk show The View. The revelation came during a press conference that was supposed to focus on ABC’s future programming slate, but instead, the network’s… Continue reading ABC’s CEO Reveals: “It’s Finally Time for Us to Cancel the Worst Show on TV, ABC’s ‘The View’!”

In a dramatic and contentious incident, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who has been at the center of a national debate on gender identity in sports, was reportedly thrown out of an all-women’s gym. The incident, which has quickly gained media attention, saw gym staff referring to Thomas by her former name, William, and telling… Continue reading Breaking: Lia Thomas Thrown Out of All-Women’s Gym, “No Place for You Here, William”

In a move that has both excited and divided Hollywood, iconic actors Kurt Russell and Clint Eastwood have announced their collaboration with Mel Gibson on a new movie studio that promises to be “woke-free.” The studio, which aims to provide a platform for films that focus on traditional storytelling without the influence of modern social… Continue reading Breaking: Kurt Russell and Clint Eastwood Join Mel Gibson’s New Woke-Free Movie Studio

In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood superstar Robert Downey Jr. has expressed keen interest in teaming up with Mel Gibson’s newly formed non-woke production studio, indicating his frustration with what he perceives as increasing wokeness in the film industry. The iconic actor, renowned for his portrayal of Iron Man in Marvel’s blockbuster movies, recently… Continue reading Breaking: Robert Downey Jr. Interested in Collaborating with Mel Gibson’s Non-Woke Production Studio