In what can only be described as an Olympic-level display of verbal gymnastics, NBC’s fact-checkers have revealed that Vice President Kamala Harris set a new record in political artistry during her debate with former President Donald Trump, racking up an impressive 29 lies in just 90 minutes. And honestly? The fact-checkers almost seemed impressed, even… Continue reading NBC’s Fact Checkers Reveal Kamala Lied 29 Times During Debate With Trump: “She’s Good At Lying”
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Taylor Swift Loses More Than 100 Million Followers on Instagram After Kamala Harris Endorsement
In what might be the most shocking Instagram exodus since the Great Vine Migration of 2017, pop sensation Taylor Swift woke up to find her follower count had dropped by more than 100 million overnight. The cause? Her recent endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris for president. Yes, it appears that even Taylor’s legendary Swiftie… Continue reading Taylor Swift Loses More Than 100 Million Followers on Instagram After Kamala Harris Endorsement
Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Cancel Their Non-Woke Show With ABC: “They Lost Their Credibility”
In a dramatic twist that has left ABC executives scrambling and conservative audiences nodding in collective agreement, Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr have officially canceled their highly anticipated “non-woke” show with ABC. The reason? According to the duo, ABC’s handling of the recent Trump-Harris debate, and the subsequent backlash, was the final straw in what… Continue reading Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Cancel Their Non-Woke Show With ABC: “They Lost Their Credibility”
Elon Musk Suddenly Revealed The Reason Why He Invested $1 Billion In Mel Gibson And Mark Wahlberg’s New Film Studio
In a surprising turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced a substantial investment of $1 billion in a new film production venture led by Hollywood icons Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg. The studio, known for its commitment to traditional values and non-woke content, has garnered significant attention following Musk’s endorsement, signaling a potential… Continue reading Elon Musk Suddenly Revealed The Reason Why He Invested $1 Billion In Mel Gibson And Mark Wahlberg’s New Film Studio
Jennifer Lopez Reveals During Performance That Her 16-Year-Old Child Is Non-Binary
Jennifer Lopez made headlines when she referred to her child Emme with “they/them” pronouns during her Los Angeles performance. Lopez, who was performing at the Dodgers Foundation’s Blue Diamond Gala when she announced that one of her twins, Emme, would be coming out to sing with her. “I ask them to sing with me all… Continue reading Jennifer Lopez Reveals During Performance That Her 16-Year-Old Child Is Non-Binary
Shaq Kicks Tim Walz Out of His Restaurant: “Don’t Ever Come Back, You’re a Disappointment”
In what can only be described as a cross between a reality TV show and a political roast, NBA legend and restaurateur Shaquille O’Neal reportedly threw Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz out of his Atlanta restaurant, Big Chicken, with the booming declaration, “Don’t come back here, you’re a disappointment!” The incident, which… Continue reading Shaq Kicks Tim Walz Out of His Restaurant: “Don’t Ever Come Back, You’re a Disappointment”
Sylvester Stallone Plans to Take on “Woke” Starbucks with the Launch of His New Anti-Woke Coffee Chain
In a bold move that melds celebrity entrepreneurship with cultural commentary, Sylvester Stallone has announced his plans to open a chain of coffee shops, envisioned as a direct counter to Starbucks, focusing on a ‘no-nonsense’, traditional coffee experience. This new venture, dubbed “Knockout Brews,” aims to offer an alternative to what Stallone describes as the… Continue reading Sylvester Stallone Plans to Take on “Woke” Starbucks with the Launch of His New Anti-Woke Coffee Chain
Tim Walz’s Brother Jeff Says He Was the Neighborhood Bully: “Everyone Hated Tim”
Jeff Walz, the brother of Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz, has opened up about his brother’s brutal nature. “Tim was a bully,” said the brother, according to our source, “Nobody liked him.” Unfortunately, we weren’t able to verify the source or the quote, so we sent ALLOD Journalisticator Tara Newhole to investigate. “It seems that it’s… Continue reading Tim Walz’s Brother Jeff Says He Was the Neighborhood Bully: “Everyone Hated Tim”
Caitlin Clark SUGAR DADDY appeared! Musk has offered Clark a $10 million endorsement deal, publicly declaring, “I support you, Caitlin Clark”
In a stunning turn of events that has set the sports and business worlds abuzz, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has publicly declared his support for Caitlin Clark, the standout Iowa Hawkeyes basketball star, by offering her a $10 million endorsement deal. The announcement has not only captured headlines but has also ignited conversations about the… Continue reading Caitlin Clark SUGAR DADDY appeared! Musk has offered Clark a $10 million endorsement deal, publicly declaring, “I support you, Caitlin Clark”
Shaq Kicks George Clooney Out Of His Restaurant And Bans Him For Life, “Leave Your Progressivism Outside”
In a surprising and dramatic turn of events, basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal has reportedly expelled actor George Clooney from his restaurant and imposed a lifetime ban, citing a disagreement over “progressivism.” The incident, which has captured widespread media attention, reflects a clash of ideologies that has escalated into a public feud. The conflict began when… Continue reading Shaq Kicks George Clooney Out Of His Restaurant And Bans Him For Life, “Leave Your Progressivism Outside”