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In a collaboration that is set to make waves in Hollywood, Kevin Costner has selected Roseanne Barr as the leading actress for his ambitious $500 million “non-woke” film project. Their partnership aims to deliver a refreshing perspective on storytelling that will engage audiences seeking something different. Here’s a deeper dive into what this collaboration means… Continue reading Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie

In an unexpected move that has left media enthusiasts and political pundits buzzing, ABC has reportedly signed a $400 million deal with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host, to headline a new late-night show. This new program is set to replace “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” which has been a fixture of ABC’s late-night lineup for… Continue reading Breaking: ABC Signs A $400 Million Deal With Tucker Carlson For A Late-Night Show, “Going to Replace Jimmy Kimmel Show”

Despite his notoriety for far-fetched ideas like space travel and electric cars, tech tycoon Elon Musk has lately been in the news for a choice that is more grounded in reality. Donations from prominent individuals have been crucial to the success of Scouting America, formerly known as the Boy Scouts of America. Musk had before… Continue reading Breaking: Elon Musk Pulls $250 Million Funding From Boy Scouts, “They Went Woke”

Jeff Walz, the brother of Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz, has opened up about his brother’s brutal nature. “Tim was a bully,” said the brother, according to our source, “Nobody liked him.” Unfortunately, we weren’t able to verify the source or the quote, so we sent ALLOD Journalisticator Tara Newhole to investigate. “It seems that it’s… Continue reading Tim Walz’s Brother Jeff Says He Was the Neighborhood Bully: “Everyone Hated Tim”

In a dramatic turn of events that has set social media ablaze, Roseanne Barr has reportedly kicked George Clooney off her new television show, citing his “woke” politics as the primary reason. The move has sparked widespread debate and controversy, reflecting the deep divisions in contemporary American culture. Roseanne Barr and George Clooney are no… Continue reading Breaking: Roseanne Barr Kicks George Clooney Out Of Her New Show, “Woke People Aren’t Welcome Here”

In a surprising and bold move, ABC has announced that conservative commentator Candace Owens will join Tucker Carlson on a new late-night show, set to replace the long-running “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” This decision marks a significant shift in the network’s programming strategy, aiming to cater to a more diverse audience and reflect a broader range… Continue reading Breaking: Candace Owens Joins Tucker Carlson on His New Jimmy Kimmel Replacement Show

In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has announced the cancellation of a $100 million project starring renowned actor George Clooney. The studio cited irreconcilable differences and a shift in creative direction as the primary reasons for the decision. However, insiders suggest that Clooney’s outspoken political views and recent controversies played a significant role… Continue reading Breaking: Warner Bros Cancels $100 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ George Clooney, “He’s Not A Good Person”

In a surprising turn of events that has sparked both controversy and conversation, country music star Jason Aldean has reportedly refused to share the stage with actor and musician Jack Black. Aldean’s bold stance comes amid growing tensions and differing political views within the entertainment industry, with Aldean labeling Black as a “woke creep.” The… Continue reading Breaking: Jason Aldean Refuses to Let Jack Black On Stage, “Never With This Woke Creep”

Taylor Swift, a name synonymous with both country and pop music success, has been a polarizing figure since her transition from country roots to global pop superstardom. This transition, while celebrated by many, has not been without its critics. However, CMT’s recent stance marks the most significant institutional rejection Swift has faced in her career.… Continue reading CMT Announces Permanent Boycott of Taylor Swift, “Her Music Is Worse Than Garth Brooks’”

In a move that shocked exactly zero people on Twitter but left the world of broadcast journalism reeling, ABC News has reportedly fired debate moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis following their controversial performance during Tuesday night’s presidential debate. The network’s statement, released late Wednesday, didn’t mince words: “David Muir and Linsey Davis are a… Continue reading Debate Moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis Replaced Due to Professional Disappointment